Jokes and Other Diversions


February 14, 2018

Moving Out

Customer in sporting goods store: “Excuse me, do you sell cockroaches?”

Clerk: “Yes, we sell them to the fishermen.”

Customer: “I would like 20,000 of them.”

Clerk: “What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?”

Customer: “I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.”


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