Jokes and Other Diversions


January 25, 2018

Before the Leap

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several nighttime exercises. Once, I was seated next to a lieutenant fresh from jump school. He was quiet, sad and looked a bit pale, so I struck up a conversation.

"Scared, Lieutenant?" I asked.

He replied, "No, just a bit apprehensive."

I asked, "What's the difference?"

He replied, "That means I'm scared with a university education."


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