Jokes and Other Diversions


January 22, 2018

The Dognosis

A man takes his dog to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?

“Well,” says the vet, “let’s take a look at him.” He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No, because he’s really heavy.”


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