A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
“Sir,” the usher said, “if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.”
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation. “All right, buddy. What's your name?”
The man just groaned.
“Sir, I’m afraid you’ll have to tell me your name or I’ll haul you in right now!”
“Bill,” the man moaned.
“Where are you from, Bill?” the cop asked.