Jokes and Other Diversions


January 4, 2018

Cough Syrup

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a customer leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the new clerk, “What’s with the guy over there by the wall?”

The new clerk responds, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”

The owner, wide-eyed and excited, shouts, “You idiot! What were you thinking? You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”

The new clerk calmly responds, “Of course you can! Look at him. He’s afraid to cough!”


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