Jokes and Other Diversions


December 28, 2017

Dream On

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said with a smile.

The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.

That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Oozing with anticipation, she opened it eagerly to find … a book entitled The Meaning of Dreams.


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