Jokes and Other Diversions


December 12, 2017

Two Accountants

Two accountants are in a bank when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers up against the wall, including the two accountants, and proceed to take their wallets, watches and jewelry.

Just then accountant number one jams something into accountant number two’s hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, “What’s this?”

 “The $50 I owe you.”


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