Jokes and Other Diversions


December 6, 2017

Instructions

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents.

I finally realized the parcel contained some kind of manual and was addressed to a church. But at first I thought I was processing one of our company's most momentous pieces of freight. 

The description read, "Instructions for the Assembly of God."


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