Jokes and Other Diversions


November 29, 2017

Wealth, Wisdom or Beauty

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. 

Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. 

Now all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.

One of his colleagues whispers to him, "Say something." 

The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."


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