Jokes and Other Diversions


November 20, 2017

The Silver Lining

Criminal attorney: “I have good news and bad news. First, the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the DNA found at the crime scene.”

Client: “Oh, no! What's the good news?”

Criminal attorney: “Your cholesterol's down to 140.”


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