Jokes and Other Diversions

November 17, 2017

Lion Act

Gerald was watching a lion-taming act at the circus.

The lion tamer's finale involved holding his head between the lion's gaping jaws for a full two minutes. This was greeted with rapturous applause.

Afterward, the lion tamer promised $1,000 to anyone who would try the trick.

Gerald jumped up and shouted, "I'll try, but I'm not sure can hold my mouth that wide for so long."

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