Jokes and Other Diversions

November 8, 2017

Hot Dog

A man was walking his dog by the gas station, and while talking to a friend, his dog started lapping up some gasoline that was on the ground.

Suddenly, the dog shot off and the owner ran after him. A short time later, the man came back with the limp dog in his arms. 

His friend asked him, "Is he dead?"

The man answered, "No, he just ran out of gas."

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