Jokes and Other Diversions


October 30, 2017

Grave News

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live."

The patient asked, "Oh, Doctor, what should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant."

"Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient.

"No," said the doctor, "but it’ll seem longer."


Current Item rating: 3.2 out of 5

Rate this Item:

...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
 
   

Previous items from the past weeks

October 27, 2017
Flowers
A businesswoman ordered...

October 27, 2017
The Plumber
A pipe burst...

October 26, 2017
On the Witness Stand
Doctor, before you...

October 26, 2017
Playing Doctor
A 7-year old girl came home from school...

October 25, 2017
Work Lesson
A crow was sitting...

October 25, 2017
Fire
Several nuns were...

October 24, 2017
Proud Rooster
The minister had...

October 24, 2017
Wasteland
A man bought...

October 23, 2017
A Visit From the Kids
A man in Cleveland...

October 23, 2017
The Old Blacksmith
An old blacksmith...