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October 25, 2017

Fire

Several nuns were on the second floor of the convent one night when a fire broke out. The nuns took their habits off and tied them together to make a rope to get out of the building via the window.

After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one of the nuns and said to her, "Weren't you afraid that the habits could have ripped or broke since they are old?"

The nun replied, "No. Don't you know old habits are hard to break?"

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