Jokes and Other Diversions


October 19, 2017

Wait Your Turn

An out-of-towner in New York, at the height of the tourist season, decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.

Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here."

"You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time."


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