Jokes and Other Diversions


October 12, 2017

Washing Instructions

One day I decided to wash my sweatshirt. Seconds after I stepped into the laundry room, I shouted to my wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

“It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

I yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”


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