Jokes and Other Diversions


October 4, 2017

Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says, "I'm a walking economy."

His friend replies, "How's that?"

"It's like this: My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."


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