Jokes and Other Diversions


September 27, 2017

Tidied Up

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our 8-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied it up.

"You call that a made bed?" I asked.

"No, Dad," Maggie replied. "It's just a rough draft."


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