Jokes and Other Diversions

September 20, 2017

I've Got Your Cell Phone

At a high school basketball game, a kid sitting in the student section kept hollering at one particular official, “I got your cell phone.”

When there was a break in the game and the official happened to be on that end of the court, the official asked the student why he thought he had his cell phone.

The student replied, “Because it has 17 missed calls.”

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