Jokes and Other Diversions

October 16, 2017

Deadline Pressure

A builder's little boy is approaching his sixth birthday, and his father asks what he’d like as a present.

"What I really want is a baby brother," says the boy.

"Sorry, son," says the father. "Your birthday is five days away; I can’t get you a baby brother in that time."

The son replies, "Can’t you do what you do at work and put more men on the job?"

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