Jokes and Other Diversions


October 12, 2017

Trick Or Treat

My fellow firefighters and I are required to wear our full gear on all safety calls, even to advise homeowners of a county ordinance against burning leaves after dark.

Last Halloween, two co-workers waited on the porch of one such offending household, helmets in hand, until a woman finally opened the door.

Promptly dropping a candy bar into each helmet, she remarked, “You boys are a little old for this sort of thing, aren’t you?” and closed the door.


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