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October 10, 2017

Scotched

There is a half glass of Scotch on a table.

The arts student says that the glass symbolizes unfulfilled emotions.

The science student starts calculating the exact percentage full.

The engineering student goes up to the glass, knocks back the Scotch and asks, "What's the question?"

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