Jokes and Other Diversions
October 4, 2017
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "Now, you don't want to try these techniques at home," he told the crowd.
"Why not?" hollered someone from the back of the audience.
"Well," explained the expert, "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years.
"She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I finally suggested, 'why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"
"Actually, yes," the expert said. "It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now, I do it in seven."
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