Jokes and Other Diversions

September 29, 2017

Call of Nature

Some roofers were fixing a roof in the pouring rain. Halfway through the job, one of them needed to go to the bathroom. He climbed down the ladder and knocked on the customer’s door.

“Excuse me, madam. Is there any chance I could use your toilet?” he asked the lady.

Worried about her clean carpets and seeing the roofer's soaking-wet clothes, the lady replied, “Hang on a minute. I’ll just put some newspaper down.”

With a look of disgust, the roofer replied, “If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather use the toilet.”

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