Jokes and Other Diversions
September 15, 2017
Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes.
Bob, the first sea monster, swam up, tipped the ship over and ate everything on board.
A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling potatoes. Bob again capsized the ship and ate everything on board.
The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes; once again, Bob capsized it and ate everything.
Finally, his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?"
Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself once I start. Everyone knows you can't eat just one potato ship."
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