Jokes and Other Diversions
June 5, 2013
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat.
“I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,” he tells the doctor, “when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball stuck right in the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’”
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