Jokes and Other Diversions

May 9, 2013

Even Steven

Sally was driving home from a business trip in Arizona, when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she wanted a ride. With a word of thanks, the woman got in.

After a bit of small talk, the woman noticed a brown bag on the seat.

“What’s in the bag?” she asked.

“It’s a bottle of wine,” said Sally. “Got it for my husband.”

The woman was silent for a moment, then nodded slowly and said, “Good trade.”

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