Jokes and Other Diversions


February 19, 2013

At the Nursery

Father looking through glass at newborns: “Kitchy, kitchy koo! Look! She smiled at me! Isn’t she adorable?”

Friend: “But your baby isn’t smiling.”

Father: “I was talking about the nurse.”


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