Jokes and Other Diversions


May 3, 2013

Punography

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?  It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.


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