Jokes and Other Diversions


April 29, 2013

Dear Old Mom

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.

All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

“Not yet,” says the woman.

A little later, they ask again.

“Not yet,” she says again.

Finally, they ask, “When can we see the baby?”

And the mother says, “When the baby cries.”

“Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

The new mother says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”


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