Jokes and Other Diversions


April 12, 2013

Major Deterrent

As a pre-med student, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day, our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept, when a failing student interrupted with a shout, “Why do we have to learn this stuff?”

“To save lives,” the professor snapped and continued the lecture.

Unbowed, the student challenged, “How does physics save lives?”

“It helps keep idiots like you out of med school.”


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