Jokes and Other Diversions
March 25, 2013
“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s no big deal” means: “I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”
“Hey, I’ve got my reasons for what I’m doing” means: “And I sure hope I think of them pretty soon.”
“I can’t find it” means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“What did I do this time?” means: “What did you catch me at?”
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