Jokes and Other Diversions


March 13, 2013

Men and Women

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man doesn’t worry about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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