Jokes and Other Diversions
February 25, 2013
Not long ago, my wife and I were having one heck of an argument.
“Leave!” she screamed at me. “Get out of this house!”
As I was walking out the door, she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!”
So I turned around and replied, “Now you want me to stay? Make up your mind!”
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