Jokes and Other Diversions
February 21, 2013
“I’m going fishing” means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
“It’s a guy thing” means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“Can I help with dinner?” means: “Why isn’t dinner already on the table?”
“Uh-huh,” “Sure, honey” and “Yes, dear” mean: Absolutely nothing.
“It would take too long to explain” means: “I have no idea.”
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