Jokes and Other Diversions


February 5, 2013

A Kind Word

A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came over and asked him for his order.

“I’m feeling lonely,” he replied, “so what I’d really like is some meatloaf and a kind word.”

The waiter returned with the meatloaf, set it down on the table, and began to walk away.

The man asked, “Where’s the kind word?”

The waiter stopped, sighed, bent down, and whispered, “Don’t eat the meatloaf.”


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