Jokes and Other Diversions


January 18, 2013

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It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Forget about world peace.  . . . Visualize using your turn signal!

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.


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