Jokes and Other Diversions


January 11, 2013

Room in Heaven

My 10-year-old son asked me, “There are so many people in the world. When they die, is Heaven going to fill up?”

“No, that’s most unlikely,” I replied. “The number of people who will actually go there is much smaller than those who think they’ll go there.

Hell, on the other hand, is full of people who are incredibly surprised.”


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