Jokes and Other Diversions


January 10, 2013

In Demand

Jim went to his boss and said, “I demand you give me a raise! There are three companies after me.”

His boss replied, “Oh yeah? Which companies would those be?”

“The telephone company, the mortgage company, and electric company.”


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