Jokes and Other Diversions


January 9, 2013

Steven Wrightisms

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you’ve seen it.


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