Jokes and Other Diversions


December 21, 2012

Lesser of Two Evils

Sister Catherine was asking the Catholic fourth graders what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Said Mary Margaret, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”

Sister Catherine’s eyes grew wide and she barked, “What did you say?!”

Mary Margaret repeated her answer.

“Oh thank God!” said Sister Catherine, breathing a sigh of relief. “I thought you said a Protestant!”


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