Jokes and Other Diversions


December 19, 2012

Animal Magnetism

George was enjoying his drink at the bar, when an unattractive woman with a squirrel on her shoulder sat down next to him.

The woman says to George, “If you can guess what kind of animal I have on my shoulder, I’ll sleep with you.”

George says, “Ah … looks like a crocodile to me.”

The woman says, “Close enough.”


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