Jokes and Other Diversions


December 4, 2012

Different ways to say you’re not so bright

His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky’s kinked.


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