Jokes and Other Diversions

November 9, 2012

Working For a Living

A man drives his date up to Lover’s Lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you," the woman says as the guy makes his move. "I’m a hooker. This is going to cost you $50."

The man thinks about it for a bit and decides to move ahead.

After they finish, the guy says, “Now, I should be honest with you, too. I’m a cab driver, and it’s going to cost you $75 to get back to town.”

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