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November 18, 2013

Three Days After Easter

Following the resurrection, the disciples were still scattered around Jerusalem and the surrounding villages.

John finds Peter and runs up to him. Excitedly he says, "Peter, Peter! I've got some good news and some bad news."

“Take it easy, John,” says Peter. “What is it?”

John says, "The good news is Christ is risen."

Peter says, "That's great! And the bad news?"

John, looking around, says, "He's really steamed about last Friday."

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