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November 15, 2013

Diagnosis

A mother takes her son to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, I’d like you to evaluate my 13-year-old son.”

The doctor immediately tells her: “He’s suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis is good for a full recovery.”

“How can you say all that without even talking to him?” the mother asks.

“Didn’t you say he was 13?”

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