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July 7, 2010

Doctor! Doctor!

Doctor: “I will examine you for twenty dollars.”
Patient: “Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it you can have it.”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future!”
Doctor: “When did this first happen?”
Patient: “Next Tuesday.”

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Patient: “Doctor, doctor, help!  I think I’m a moth!”
Doctor: “I’m sorry, I can’t help you.  I’m only a GP and you need a psychiatrist.  Why on earth did you come to me?”
Patient: “Your light was on.”

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