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October 1, 2013

Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the man and asks how old he is.

“I'm 90 years old,” he says.

“90!” the madam replies. “Don't you realize you've had it?” 

“I have?” says the old man. “Well, then, how much do I owe you?”

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