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September 20, 2013

Proud Mama

The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration.

"I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?”

"Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll send a designer to help you.”

"But you know I’m on a special diet for my heart and my blood pressure.”

"Mom, I’m going to be president. I can get you the food you need.”

"But how will I get there? I don’t drive!”

"I’ll send a limo, Mom. Just come!”

"OK, OK, if it makes you happy.”

The great day came, and Mama was seated with the future Cabinet members. She nudged the man on her right. “See that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother’s a doctor!”

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