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September 17, 2013

Fine Dining

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

Broiled Missionary: $25

Fried Explorer: $35

Baked Politician: $100

The cannibal called over the waiter and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"

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